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LAST HNOSC OF 2024! Spartman 12/31/24 (Tue) 09:57:55 No.1671498 [Reply]

WHITE-

Boston Bruins (20-14-4) vs. Washington Capitals (24-10-2)
>11:30 AM CT
<BOS +119 WSH -142
ESPN+

New York Islanders (14-16-7) vs. Toronto Maple Leafs (22-13-2)
>12:00 PM CT
<NYI +120 TOR -144
ESPN+

Montreal Canadiens (16-17-3) vs. Vegas Golden Knights (25-8-3)
>2:00 PM CT
<MTL +196 VGK -241
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Spartman 12/31/24 (Tue) 20:57:11 No.1671585

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>pulls goalie despite defensive zone face off
i have never seen this in my hockey life. probably because it's a really stupid idea

Spartman 12/31/24 (Tue) 23:33:16 No.1671601

>>1671585
lol yah thats rly fuckin dumb
i mean i get it, cuz ur gonna lose anyways, but lik idk its still raly fuckin dumb

Spartman 12/31/24 (Tue) 23:35:11 No.1671602

lik its 30+ secs
so you could pull the goalie as soon as your guys get the puck moving up ice
this is just kinda braindead and desperate

Spartman 01/01/25 (Wed) 00:37:01 No.1671611

prepare to become state 51 canadumbs
you are useless and will be genocided
canadum will make a nice parking lot or something

Spartman 01/02/25 (Thu) 22:12:43 No.1671986

>>1671585
yeah but if it had been the 1/1,000,000 and somehow worked people would be talking about that game decades from now. fuck it you're gonna lose why not hail mary on a maymay?
>>1671611
if you take canada you have to take quebec too that's the rule no takebacks

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Spartman 12/31/24 (Tue) 04:33:01 No.1671467 [Reply]

>go to kitchen for a drink
>totally dark
>grab pitcher from fridge
>suddenly feeling like wet toilet paper on back
>WTF
>WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
>no time to turn on light
>switch on headlamp
>little frog still on the kitchen floor in front of fridge
>frog is apologizing
<hey it's just me don't worry
>all is forgiven
>watch him try to climb the fridge
>he keeps slowly sliding down
>eventually hops on different things then back behind the fridge
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Spartman 12/31/24 (Tue) 05:58:16 No.1671477

OP you should probably lay off the drugs

Spartman 01/01/25 (Wed) 05:44:57 No.1671637

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You lost ne at the start. All fridges have lights in them when you open them, easily could see what's inside.

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Spartman 11/02/24 (Sat) 11:34:05 No.1659522 [Reply]

is an horse an athlete?

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Spartman 12/30/24 (Mon) 20:19:23 No.1671418

>>1671359
when will horses become porn stars tho

Spartman 12/30/24 (Mon) 22:49:42 No.1671433

>>1671418
boy do i have some sites to show you

Spartman 12/31/24 (Tue) 02:00:47 No.1671449

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>>1671433
yeah you got a source or somethin'?

Spartman 12/31/24 (Tue) 04:13:17 No.1671464

sir please do the needful and contacting ROY from BRONNEN NETWORK

Spartman 12/31/24 (Tue) 08:25:29 No.1671489

yes ofc

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NFL WEEK 17 THREAD: CRIKMAS TIME EDITION Spartman 12/25/24 (Wed) 14:55:36 No.1670305 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

WED, DEC 25

Kansas City Chiefs (14-1) vs. Pittsburgh Steelers (10-5)
>12:00 PM CT
<KC -2.5 TOTAL 44
Netflix

Baltimore Ravens (10-5) vs. Houston Texans (9-6)
>3:30 PM CT
<BAL -5.5 TOTAL 47
Netflix

THU, DEC 26

Seattle Seahawks (8-7) vs. Chicago Bears (4-11)
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Spartman 12/30/24 (Mon) 01:56:49 No.1671272

>>1671265
this is the timeline where he is
specifically to enrage puckers

Spartman 12/30/24 (Mon) 03:12:53 No.1671290

i would like the penix junior to get btfo'd so borkley memefield can win the division

the falcons will just be some one and done chumps but the buccs could be one of them sneaky run type teams

Spartman 12/30/24 (Mon) 05:17:55 No.1671323

roms clinch nfc west

Spartman 12/30/24 (Mon) 18:34:14 No.1671403

PLEASE GOD LET PATRICK MAHOMES BE ASSASSINATED

Spartman 12/30/24 (Mon) 21:41:33 No.1671426

>>1671403
luigi mangione picked the wrong target tbh

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Spartman 12/30/24 (Mon) 02:58:00 No.1671280 [Reply]

/sp/ is a nice place with nice people that like funposting in a fun environment
why don't we have a bury pink grill of our own???

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Spartman 12/30/24 (Mon) 11:30:45 No.1671360

>>1671339
she's not A whore, she's THE whore, outlander

Spartman 12/30/24 (Mon) 16:34:08 No.1671386

wadinas blown out pussy is the ring that binds

Spartman 12/30/24 (Mon) 17:58:05 No.1671395

>>1671386
wait what?! She told me she was a virgin!

Spartman 12/30/24 (Mon) 18:32:57 No.1671402

>>1671395
thats what she tells to all her beta paypigs while chad and tyrone double team all of her holes

Spartman 12/30/24 (Mon) 18:57:33 No.1671408

draw brownie reaping this idiot pls and ty

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mery crikmas Spartman 12/24/24 (Tue) 23:45:07 No.1670227 [Reply]

lastr crikmas i gavr yu mai crikbat
butt d veri nextr ball yu of gavr it a way
dis yeer to savr me frum wiket
i of givr it to sum budy espeshul

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Spartman 12/25/24 (Wed) 07:48:31 No.1670273

I accidentally clicked on this person @ImamDuddderMan After observing for a while, I found out that she's really good. She shares good SIGNALS every day and I've made $430,000 in two months. I hope I can achieve financial freedom by following her

Spartman 12/27/24 (Fri) 05:05:20 No.1670635

I am full of Korea bbq and Kohli is putting me to sleep

Spartman 12/27/24 (Fri) 05:11:30 No.1670638

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KOHLI

Spartman 12/27/24 (Fri) 07:47:33 No.1670652

poos gonna poo

Spartman 12/30/24 (Mon) 06:23:19 No.1671335

curry flushed

Spartman 12/16/24 (Mon) 16:58:33 No.1668839 [Reply]

big ass duolingo streak

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Spartman 12/30/24 (Mon) 04:29:57 No.1671313

>>1671305
tbh if bullied kids were allowed to fight back and piss on their bullies in organized matches if they win it would beat the shit out of having school shootings every other week and having to hear whorbs cry about gun control and chilluns constantly because of it
get some sponsors in on it and you've got yourself a new national spart that i can lose money betting on

Spartman 12/30/24 (Mon) 04:37:32 No.1671316

>>1671313
>school sanctioned watersports
>i beat up the group of girls picking on me
😈😈😈😈

Spartman 12/30/24 (Mon) 04:43:57 No.1671317

>>1670567
>>1671305
Always thought that the bullying scene from shaolin soccer where the bullies piss on the protagonist after beating him was too much but damn that actually happens wtf

Spartman 12/30/24 (Mon) 04:45:44 No.1671318

>>1671313
just another step on the road to ＳＴＡＴＥ　ＭＡＮＤＡＴＥＤ　ＨＯＭＯＳＥＸＵＡＬＩＴＹ

Spartman 12/30/24 (Mon) 05:09:59 No.1671321

>>1671316
>>1671318
face it bully chad betas, alpha sissies will be filling your mouths with piss and i will be losing precious hundos by wrongfully betting on you

Spartman 12/28/24 (Sat) 00:50:23 No.1670801 [Reply]

<How India Stole and Killed Cricket | Full Documentary

it's over criket is finished and crik monkrs are to blame.

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Spartman 12/28/24 (Sat) 02:08:18 No.1670829

>>1670826
>>1670803
it's p obvious whats getting caught

Spartman 12/28/24 (Sat) 02:19:21 No.1670843

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guys you need to talk about criket, don't let them win

Spartman 12/28/24 (Sat) 03:25:48 No.1670854

>>1670803
lel

Spartman 12/28/24 (Sat) 03:47:43 No.1670857

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>>1670826
actually i can lol

Spartman 12/28/24 (Sat) 16:49:18 No.1670938

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this of >our house wh*toid
jeetpremacy 4lyfe budys

Spartman 09/15/24 (Sun) 01:49:29 No.1648936 [Reply]

>>1648892
hay fuk u budy

Spartman 12/27/24 (Fri) 05:06:19 No.1670636 [Reply]

camon on Aussies scores some fuckin wickets. Integrate these currys

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NFL WEEK 16 THREAD: THE WADINA WHO STOLE CRIKMAS EDITION Spartman 12/22/24 (Sun) 14:38:36 No.1669808 [Reply]

SAT, DEC 21

Houston Texans (9-6) vs. Kansas City Chiefs (14-1)
>12:00 PM CT
Winner: Kansas City Chiefs
27-19

Pittsburgh Steelers (10-5) vs. Baltimore Ravens (10-5)
>3:30 PM CT
Winner: Baltimore Ravens
34-17

SUN, DEC 22

Cleveland Browns (3-11) vs. Cincinnati Bengals (6-8)
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Spartman 12/24/24 (Tue) 03:18:57 No.1670077

damn them saints are looking GUUUUUD

kinda crazy that green bay is third in their division and already has a playoff spot locked up

lmao

Spartman 12/24/24 (Tue) 03:30:54 No.1670078

>spread those sacks all over the place
>joe buck 2024

Spartman 12/24/24 (Tue) 03:56:00 No.1670081

its a televised rape

Spartman 12/24/24 (Tue) 04:06:33 No.1670083

>>1670081
i lik rep

Spartman 12/24/24 (Tue) 08:03:09 No.1670104

gud pakrs win

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LAST WEEK LAST WEEK 12/10/24 (Tue) 13:36:19 No.1667882 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

LAST WEEK

ay ton dey fucked up my back so i gave him a whack, see? -GHOSTido Pizzapasta

https://www.nytimes.com/live/2024/12/09/nyregion/unitedhealthcare-ceo-shooting-news
https://archive.fo/be2zf

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Spartman 12/24/24 (Tue) 00:45:54 No.1670060

>>1670052
disappear where tho if anyone cares enough they'll find her

Spartman 12/24/24 (Tue) 01:49:04 No.1670064

>>1670043
>jews
>not being petty little fucks
cmon, spanon

Spartman 12/24/24 (Tue) 02:07:31 No.1670066

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>Former President Bill Clinton is in the hospital after developing a fever, spokesperson says

Spartman 12/24/24 (Tue) 05:12:18 No.1670090

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>tfw you chew 5 gum

Spartman 12/25/24 (Wed) 00:11:15 No.1670233

so turns out school breakfasts/lunches only really came about because niggers dont feed their chilluns

Spartman 12/22/24 (Sun) 16:06:10 No.1669824 [Reply]

I am Obama vs I am Bob, AMA

Spartman 12/22/24 (Sun) 17:32:33 No.1669833

liver failure when?

Spartman 12/22/24 (Sun) 18:01:16 No.1669836

obamna.

Spartman 12/23/24 (Mon) 03:20:35 No.1669916

what does any of this mean bluddddddd

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FUNBALL PLAYOFFS Spartman 12/21/24 (Sat) 00:50:35 No.1669559 [Reply]

Friday, Dec. 20
No. 8 Indiana at No. 5 Notre Dame (College Football Playoff first round) | 8 p.m. | ABC/ESPN

Saturday, Dec. 21
No. 10 SMU at No. 4 Penn State (College Football Playoff first round) | 12 p.m. | TNT/Max
%North Dakota State vs. South Dakota State (FCS semifinals) | 12 p.m. | ABC
>Mount Union vs. Johns Hopkins (DIII semifinals) | 12 p.m. | ESPN+
Valdosta State vs. Ferris State (DII championship game in McKinney, Texas) | 2 p.m. | ESPN2
%Montana State vs. South Dakota (FCS semifinals) | 3:30 p.m. | ABC
>North Central (IL) vs. Susquehanna (DIII semifinals) | 3:30 p.m. | ESPN+
No. 16 Clemson at No. 3 Texas (College Football Playoff first round) | 4 p.m. | TNT/Max
No. 7 Tennessee at No. 6 Ohio State (College Football Playoff first round) | 8 p.m. | ABC/ESPN

STRAMS - sportsurge.net
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Spartman 12/22/24 (Sun) 02:12:16 No.1669732

>obvious pickle in endzone
holy shit they let tenese keep the pickle

Spartman 12/22/24 (Sun) 02:12:35 No.1669733

not lik they gonna do ANYTHING with it

Spartman 12/22/24 (Sun) 02:50:49 No.1669739

well they just exposed ohio shits d line as complete shit. keep that up why dont ya

Spartman 12/22/24 (Sun) 03:56:02 No.1669746

tenessee school of choke artistry

Spartman 12/22/24 (Sun) 14:23:16 No.1669804

this is why SEC cant play in the cold

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/X/ AND SCHIZO THREAD Spartman 05/02/24 (Thu) 21:41:02 No.1620829 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

show the board your reserch

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Spartman 12/16/24 (Mon) 20:12:19 No.1668868

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Spartman 12/16/24 (Mon) 21:33:47 No.1668881

spcord is real

Spartman 12/21/24 (Sat) 04:05:14 No.1669590

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>>1668433
>Ffy I had to comitt to suicide for the nhl to help my kids and asylum to my wife and kids to stay in the USA when 5 criminal organizations are after me. I can handle them but not when they go for my kids and family when I lm playing. NHL knew for 8 years. I have proof of that. For years I’ve begged but I needed to od for them to do it now. ……… I have that evidence now.
heem going full schizo now

Spartman 12/21/24 (Sat) 04:33:55 No.1669593

>>1668868
this one sucks

Spartman 12/22/24 (Sun) 01:37:41 No.1669727

ever get really scared out of nowhere that you're gonna be framed for murder because of a butterfly effect?