▶ No.1685614[Last 50 Posts]>>1685632
SUMOharu basho (spring tournament) started today, budys!
we're watching it here:
https://cytu.be/r/endcornereveryday for the next 15 days
stram starts around 11:00 AM CT
if slov provides source for the videos that is
hopefully he does
▶ No.1685632
>>1685614 (OP)>if slov provides source for the videos that isi got you budy
https
://t.me/SumoCuts_info/4
https
://t.me/c/2334215975/15
https
://vk.com/sumocuts
https
://plvideo.ru/@SumoCuts
https
://sumocuts.glitch.me
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slappy tiem
▶ No.1685652>>1685659>>1685756
>11am CT
wat i thought it was gonna be around noon EST
FUCK
▶ No.1685659
>>1685652its around noon EST
17:00 UTC
calculate yours
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it starts NOW
▶ No.1685667
sumo starts in 7 mins!
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large man smash
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portly fellow brawl
▶ No.1685756>>1685810>>1685811
>>1685652its EDT now budy, and believe it or not noon Eastern is 11 central u silly goose
▶ No.1685763>>1685807
>kotozakura starting off with a loss
damn and the look of determination he had entering the ring got my hopes up for the young ozeki cmon budy yu gotta get it together for 2025 with them double stacked double d titties
>hoshoryu squats on the clay
>stands up, rushes to the corner
>claps twice during the rush
<crowd goes wild
>gives some firm and convincing belly slaps
<demons utterly terrified, rush out and flee the entire prefecture
<crowd absolutely loses it
this guy puts on a good show whether he intends to or not. i feel real lucky he was the first i got to see rise to yokozuna
>quickly loses very first bout as yokozuna
lel
▶ No.1685765>>1685767
both ukros lose their fight but were competitive
▶ No.1685767
>>1685765ya. i think shishi did better than the other holhol
▶ No.1685807
>>1685763Abi is a tricky one
▶ No.1685810>>1685811
>>1685756yeh i forgot about dst being over i said so in the chat yesterday ugh pay attention to
ME ▶ No.1685811>>1685821
>>1685756>>1685810so you already moved the clocks?
then its 13:00 East Coast time? (that is 1pm)
still it's 17:00 UTC that's sure
▶ No.1685821
>>1685811ya about 31:39 hours ago
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pudge budge
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blubber shove
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whale flail
▶ No.1685853
SUMO IS STARTING IN 5 MISN BUDYS
probably gonna wait another 5-10 mins tho
▶ No.1686051
>>1685983exactly that needed to be edited out! aweseom budy
sumo in 1 and a half!
hour
▶ No.1686066
sumo in 25
misn
▶ No.1686088
gud fights, glad I could catch the second half
thanks budy
▶ No.1686092
gud sumo today
▶ No.1686301
SUMO TIEM
▶ No.1686311
gud fatslap budys
▶ No.1686492
sumo in half an hours budis!
▶ No.1686505
retsu go
▶ No.1686753>>1686842
>i won't be able to watch sumo tomorrow
FUCK
at least there's sunday
▶ No.1686851
10 minutes til sumo
▶ No.1686860
>>1686859Hokutofuji based volcano.
Takerufuji has a black one with a crow I think.
▶ No.1686865>>1686872>>1686874
>>1686842it was me it was me all along and i hated missing it
▶ No.1686872
>>1686865sumo tomorrow budy
▶ No.1686874
>>1686865a doctors note is required
▶ No.1687002>>1687003
sumo yes?
▶ No.1687014
hakkeyoi
▶ No.1687027>>1687045
thanks budys for attending, great chat
▶ No.1687045>>1687053
>>1687027watching sumo is fun especially with spartmen. i didnt think i'd get into pushy slappy this much but i lik it a lot more than nigger collide now.
guess i could call this nippon collide lel
▶ No.1687053>>1687107
>>1687045it's really easy to get into. like after 10-15 fights you know what's going on, what's a good fight and a lame one and what fighters you like
▶ No.1687107
>>1687053wa ka fla kka ha ka
test
▶ No.1687108>>1687161
oh so you can split his name up like that then
anyway that's my favorite sumo that name is so fun. too bad he's mediocre but whatever maybe he'll train rally gud and become yokozuna
▶ No.1687109>>1687161
wahkahtahkahkahge of the forbidden name i meant
▶ No.1687157
longest sumo names: Yatsushironishiki and Mitsushimanishiki
▶ No.1687161>>1687176
>>1687108>>1687109Waka The Unnameable Kage
hes good rikishi, good fighter
before his injury he looked like one who might reach ozeki title, i think he still has a chance
sure rn he isnt doing that great
▶ No.1687164>>1687176
>>1687159you could blindfold him with dental floss
▶ No.1687176>>1687195
>>1687164i think his eyelids are enough blindfold even when they're "open", don't trust this sumo behind the wheel
>>1687161oh he got fucked up? i only vary recently started watching so i don't know who's a brokedick and who's in great condition
▶ No.1687195
>>1687176heres stats:
http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Rikishi.aspx?r=12370>In Makuuchi - 190-123-56/311 (25 basho), 1 Yusho, 2 Jun-Yusho, 5 Gino-Sho, 1 Shukun-Shotranslation:
1 tournament championship, 2 runner ups, 5 technique prizes, 1 outstanding performance award
highest rank is sekiwake, which is just one step below ozeki (yokozuna > ozeki > sekiwake > komusubi > maegeshira #1 > m#2 etc.)
in 2023 he had to miss 3 consequent tournaments due to injury, so he fell way back, and spent the last year climbing back
his week point is his age, he is 30 now, and I guess he risks re-injury all the time
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sumocrik gud
▶ No.1687207
SUMO
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oh shid tomorrow Onosato and Takayasu fighting it out!
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sumo
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SUMO STARTS NOW
▶ No.1687495>>1687587
is there a basho for every season?
▶ No.1687586>>1687619
this is what i saw concerning tickets. all translated automatically except the hashtag.
#минуткасумо
>Following numerous questions about how to get tickets to sumo with minimal effort, I am conducting research. So far my answer is no way, but I am not giving up.
>According to Japanese tradition, the right to buy tickets is first played out in a lottery. To take part in it, you need to register on the website of the sumo fan club https://fanclub.sumo.or.jp/ It is easy to do, you only need an email address.>The interesting part starts further – to take part in the lottery, you need to buy a premium account. As you can see in the picture, the most expensive accounts (Yokozuna and Ozeki), which give the maximum chances of buying tickets, can no longer be purchased. The statuses of Yokozuna, Ozeki and Sekiwake give the right to participate in the first and second stage lotteries, lower statuses – only in the second stage lottery.>After this, the remaining tickets, of which there are not many, go on general sale.
>But let's get back to the fan club membership. To buy a paid account, what do you need? That's right. A Japanese address and a Japanese phone number. I'm still wondering what to do with this, whether the Japanese address should match the card billing and whether the account confirmation comes to the Japanese phone number.source:
https
://t.me/japensho/3574
https://archive.ph/0ZD8d▶ No.1687587>>1687613
>>1687495every two months
▶ No.1687613>>1687617
>>1687587oh shit so no super long waits in between then nice
▶ No.1687617
>>1687613yeah
january, march, may, july, september, november
usually starts 2nd sunday and goes on for 15 days straight
▶ No.1687619
>>1687586perhaps when buying tickets, should start here with the reading
site is the official site of Japan Sumo Association
https://sumo.or.jp/EnTicket/ ▶ No.1687654
SUMO IN 1 HOUR
▶ No.1687839
wake up!!! sumo in 2 hours
▶ No.1687865>>1687874
>>1687863do you have the video of the sumos jump roping? the one where there's like 3 or 4 of them going all at once with a long rope it was ridiculous
▶ No.1687874>>1687895
>>1687865sadly no, must be a sight
▶ No.1687895
>>1687874it was vary funny imo. it prolly isn't too hard to find just looking it up on youtube i'll do that when i get home from work
▶ No.1687945>>1687947>>1688036
i keep missing sumo strems
when next strem
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>>1687945they're the same time every day for 15 days each basho, i think this weekend is the last of this one. i can only watch the weekend ones bc of work :(
▶ No.1688036
>>1687945today at 17:00 UTC - convert to your time zone
▶ No.1688088>>1688092
>>16880861. Kotozakura
2. ?
3. Terunofuji
4. Hoshoryu
5. Hakuho, Tekerufuji, Hoshoryu
i think
▶ No.1688092>>1688094
>>1688088>2. ?琴恵光関✨
17年間の土俵人生
お疲れさまでした🙇
そして
初土俵から1,043回連続出場👏
Echoさん✨
ありがとうございました🙏
which gogl translates as -
>Kotoehime Thank you for your hard work over 17 years in the sumo ring And thank you Echo for 1,043 consecutive appearances since your debutmaybe echo is the birb? im gonna assume echo is the birb. if you find it relevant, the post with that pic is from may 17 last year
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>>1688092ah, i think its Kotoeko, he fell down the ranks quickly from makuuchi and retired recently
he was a cool smaller sized rikishi
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SUMO
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sumo today
THEN MORE SUMO TOMORROW
UUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH
▶ No.1688264>>1688276
>>1688261if ur the budy that cant make it today, todays vids should be up on plvid
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>>1688264nah it was just last weekend i couldn't watch on saturday but thanks for the heads up
▶ No.1688298
they should add a part of their ceremonies where all the top sumos jump rope in the ring and whoever wins becomes emperor of japan
▶ No.1688299>>1688306
an hour and slappy
▶ No.1688306>>1688312
>>1688299>stram loaded quick with no flaws when i checked just now my internet connection blesses me today
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sumo
▶ No.1688312>>1688421
>>1688306something must have gone wrong
▶ No.1688421>>1688481
>>1688312no the stram was gr8 until it got to the bicc boy battles but even then it was better than usual
its definitely my connection tho its gotten rally shit lately despite them raising my payments by 5 fuckin dollars
again ▶ No.1688481
>>1688421no i meant hte norm is that it doesnt work, so its working must have been an accident
▶ No.1688506
come on budys sumo in 25
last day
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SUMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
▶ No.1688518>>1688539
here is makuuchi in case of shitty stream
https://plvideo.ru/watch?v=BoeOR1fjB7yqvery sory budys
▶ No.1688524
gud season of sumo budys. lookin forward to the next one in two months
▶ No.1688539
>>1688518sweet, ty you the man
don't sweat it. boomer mom can't find natto at all anymore let alone host
▶ No.1688548
ah actually i think why the stream sucked
the file was over 500Mb so CF couldn't cache it
i haven't checked I guessed it was compressed enough
▶ No.1688588>>1688655
next basher is in may right?
▶ No.1688655>>1688665
>>1688588may 11th, too long ;_;
▶ No.1688665
>>1688655convert your mind to sumo time, it's a fat circle
▶ No.1688715
>>1688709if i didn't know this was sumo i would think it was some strange abdl ritual lmao
it's gotta feel fuckin awesome to slap the shit out of your opponents and then have all your budies yell
BANZAI while you hold a big ass trophy
look at him he's the smuggest cunt alive in that moment
▶ No.1688718>>1688760
will be back in nipland next month
I will try to go to sumo event happening at yasukuni shrine
▶ No.1688760>>1688813
>>1688718you the crikmonkr travelbro? how've you been doing?
▶ No.1688813
>>1688760no
he lives there
▶ No.1688897>>1688913
*error posting*
▶ No.1688914
>>1688906no, nippongol. he's jap
but speaking of mongols i looked up mongol wrasslin on wikipedo and this is what i found lmao
>boots>undersized shirts>booty shorts i know these guys are hardcore and could prolly kill me with their bare hands but the first thing i thought of when i saw this was that simpsons skit where homer takes bart to a steel factory to show him what manly men do
we work hard
we play hardHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH