No.1680024
>>1679982dude just drank his bodyweight in beer
gonna be hammered
No.1685109
>>1685091hey don't talk about your
ancestors like that
No.1686104
>>1684997ducks r funny and cute and rally stupid
also a little rapey
just like bald monkey so perfect for cartoons
No.1686122
>>1686104fuck duks
they just shit all over everything
you gotta get them fake owls or they shit on everything forever. actually you dont need a fake owl, you just need something strange and unnatural looking. i memeber one time i put a big orange traffic cone out on the dock and they never went to shit on the dock or the boat all summer, they just looked right at it, then noped off to the next dock to assblast that one instead
ducks are rarted af
even better solution: mass-breed falcons
not only is it just based, but those fuckers kill everything. its actually insane. ive been watching this one near me and he dives out of the air and just rips smaller birds and doves and ducks apart its fucking crazy. just one of those guys around and there str8 wont be any other birds nearby. at least not living ones.
absolutely predatory
No.1686137
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No.1686153
>>1686122>you can own a falcon if you get a falconer licensebreddy sick. do falcums ever turn on people?
still get phreaked out after fighting a robin that nested above our garage as a wee one. not lik theyre dangerous or anything but they flit about rally fast and have lots of pointy parts and when you do land a punch they look all innocent and u feel bad No.1686156
>spartman got abused and gaslit by a fkn bird
lel
No.1686159
>>1686153youre supposed to feel bad when killing pests?
No.1686161
>>1686156i was a vulnerable cute little boy that got taken advantage of
>>1686159dont they help the ecosystem with seeds or some such?
No.1686166
>>1686161yeah they can go and help the ecosystem all they want when they're not damaging my house. i take
great pleasure in ending any creature that so much as gnaws on my porch. idc if they dig up the yard tho, skunks do it all the time when theyre going after shit like yellow jacket larva which keeps those little cocksuckers in check. one year both the skunks that used to chill in my yard got hit by cars and i had to deal with something around 8 yellow jacket nests that summer, rip in peace stinkers
i just now noticed you said
above your garage and not in it, yah i'd feel a little bad about taking out a birb that was just chilling and not tearing up stuff and shitting everywhere inside
No.1686181
THIS SPIGGA GOT SKONX!!!!!!!!!!!!
No.1686230
>>1686153>Falcons turn on people?All the time, comes with the territory.
They're a wild animal no matter how domesticated and as a birb they tend to pick one hooman as fren and shit on/bite all the rest unless it's a RALLY good tempered birb.
Their beaks and talons are so sharp you can't even handle them without a leather guard or T-shirt wrapped around your arm unless you wanna go to the hospital. All that being said if you pair-bond with one when it's young then it'll be a good birb and love you long time.
>>1686182nice
much better than this gay-eye attempt
No.1686260
>>1686153>do falcums ever turn on people?sure
theyre mean af and can fly
who tf are you? some pink hairless nerd w no wings? no talons either, prolly cant even rip small game apart with its own hands
pathetic
No.1686280
>>1686230k so wild animals r wild who'd have guessed
in my defense never owned a burp and wasnt sure if there were breeds that'd been somewhat domesticated. peoples been falconing a long ass time
i dont trust lizards either, cold blood vertabrae thangs
>>1686260fr i'd rather fight a big dog and honestly not sure what size kot is the cutoff point. espec if murder bird decides to 200mph hit and run while ur in gym shorts
No.1686320
>>1686313What are all these huezilians doing?
No.1686393
gud monke pics itt u haff mor budy?
>>1686181skonx stanx muh yard up but keeps the stongy bugs away and now they're gone so no more skonx no more stanx and too much stongs
No.1686463
>>1686393i literally just searched for "budi monkey" and there was some site w those pics showing how they rescued him from being stuck in that cage
No.1686472
>>1686463gladonlr is free to play criket and get revenj on benchod monkr prison guard bitch blody basterds
No.1686473
>>1686472of typos budy glad monkr is free yes
No.1687317
what the fuck even is skibidi toilet? i get that the skibidi part comes from that little big song but why terlets? why heda in terlet? pls help this is important questions i ask that i'll probably forget that i asked by tomorrow
No.1687318
please no one answer that question i would like to never know the answer
No.1687319
>>1687317It's a literal shitpost that got too popular for its own good because it was the first shitpost generation alpha saw.
No.1687366
>>1687317Every generation and every culture has poop humor. The skibidi is the seggs humor and the toilet is the poop humor. The two humors shared across all language barriers.
No.1687760
>>1687380someone get this bligga OUTTA here
No.1688349
>>1688348this webm is making me vaaaaaary ANGRY
No.1688407
>>1688362i wish chimpmonkrs werent basically bipolar theyd be fun af to chill with