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The defendants are found not guilty of all charges.
Now, the defense attorney has something to say.

Yes, your Honor.
I think there is one thing my colleague here seems to have forgotten is that HIS CLIENT is, in fact, guilty of those crimes.

Go on, mr. Wright.

At the top is Mio. She is the coolest in the band, she has an awesome voice and she seems pretty chill to hang around with. All in all she has the platonic qualities that would suit me well in a partner while still being someone enough like me so I could be friends with her. She is also super cute. Then there is Azusa. She is cute but her personality would get on my nerves from a waifu perspective. I can't handle people who take life too seriously. She's pretty cool though. Then there's Ritsu. She's cool but seems like a lot of energy. She likes to mess around and all of that and I like that in a person. She's platonic tier, but relationship? eh. Yui. What else can I say? She's cute and cool but at the end of the day I'd be her carer. I don't want that. Tsumugi. She's the kind of rich I don't mind. Chill, relaxed and all over cool. Awesome personality. Would be friends with/10. She is super kawaii desu ne~ forgive me it was a joke but, again, a platonic thing. I'd like to be friends with her very much. Obviously the rest of the cast aren't up in the top five, but it goes like this: Ui. Cool and dependable, not nigger-tier servant. Nodoka she's cool but again a friend thing. Sawa… Yeah, baggage. Nobody else is important, and anyone who disagrees with my list is a normie

You see, your client's threats to release the dox of all of the staff members would make him, in fact a faggot.
Being a faggot automatically makes you guilty of degeneracy of the first, second and third degree.
You client has also been found to impersonate my clients, especially the one known as BananaMoose.
If he is, in fact, guilty of indecency, thus your client has to be too.

Second of all, it is obvious that the termination was NOT wrongful as your client is, as proven before, a faggot.
Being a faggot (and thus guilty of a federal offense), makes you eligible to instant termination.

I'm–I'm surprised, but you're right, Wright.
The prosecution's client is found guilty of all charges.

He will not be penalized but gently asked to stop being a faggot, grow up or, if it's impossible for him to stop being a faggot because he chooses not to, just stop going on 76chan altogether.

>>459
>>460
Your honor, I demand a retrial

On the grounds that the accused crimes of Degeneracy of the 1st, 2nd and 3rd degree (constitutional Faggotry) would entail undergoing intercourse with a same sex partner, and not 'releasing the dox of all staff members'. Moreover, if the above was acceptable grounds for constitutional Faggotry, by the post dates you can clearly see the site administration could simply not be aware prior to my client's termination.

And, for the remainder of the trial I would like to respect my client's right to anonymity, and therefore ask that Your Honor would not call them a 'He', and instead refrain from using gender pronouns, or use gender-neutral pronouns, such as 'xie', 'xier' and 'xies'.

Thank you Your Honor.

>>472
Fine.
Prosecution has asked for a retrial for its client for it believes xie is innocent.
I call prosecution's (now defendant's? whatever) first witness to the stand, the accused himself, [Name Redacted], also known as Romania.

>>476
What do you want slap hea- I mean 'Your Honor'. Can't really advise you on head wax, that's more of a German thing.

Wait I'm 'the accused' now? What happened to my fucking lawsuit? Trust a kike to try and press charges and end up becoming the victim. Or are you just so senile you forgot where you were mid-trial? Maybe you should try these new 'meds' they got, I hear they're a great cure for old age and decrepitness in general. They're made of lead and even have this special 'applicator' to put it in your brain at high speeds for fast & effective relief.

>>488
Didn't you read the thread, mr. Romania.
It is pretty clear that all charges were dismissed on the previous defendants as mr. Wright pointed out so clearly that YOU were, in fact, a degenerate.
Your lawyer, the fine Dr. Moshe Goldstein then asked for a retrial as you were going to be pronounced guilty.
We were NOT mid-trial, you were guilty, but the "Kike" saved your pityful little ass.
Now, please go on and tell me, the "Slap-head", the "senile" who will judge you, why you are not guilty of degeneracy.
If I'm not convinced, you'll be the one getting the "Meds".
Some actual meds, the ones they use for lethal injections, not some awful allegory for bullets.
After your testimony, the defendant (or prosecution, or whatever), will cross-examine it.

>>512
I am deeply sorry, Your Honor.
Recently I have been on a soul searching trip through Europe, and have come to realise many greater truths about myself and the world. I would not say I found my soul, but I have found inner peace.

I hereby confess to all crimes accused of me

I would also aplogise for all my hateful and rude comments enclosed in this site, as well as my demeaning portrayal of the administration and terrible allergories for bullets.

I will leave my punishment in the wise hands of Your Honor, in the mean time taking my own penance through orchestrated loveposting.

>>543
I am surprised!
What a testimony turnabout!
Your honesty will lead to no punishment.
Just a warning, I surely do hope you will continue loveposting.
Any cross-examination request, mr. Wright?

No, your honor.
I am glad we will not have to punish anyone and am pleasantly surprised.

*Knock*
The trial is done
(T'was about fucking time)

Pretty good thread